I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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