she was so not down for the gang bang
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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