Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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