yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
no, he came in my armpit
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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