I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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