Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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