My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Are we in a gay sports bar?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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