You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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