The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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