Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
People in love make me want to vomit
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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