But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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