I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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