My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
We are all done wearing pants today
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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