So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She bit a glass in half.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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