porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Randomize
