so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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