i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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