hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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