I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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