Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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