Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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