So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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