Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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