apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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