But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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