check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I wish I only lived at night.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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