You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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