i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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