Sry I called you an 8
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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