hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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