Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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