pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
My brain says no but my pants say off.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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