You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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