I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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