whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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