Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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