Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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