And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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