Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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