the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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