Got a toothbrush?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
That reminds me...we need to get swords
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Just pee around me
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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