The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I wish you could order shots online.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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