Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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