I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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