I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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