Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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