hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Randomize