After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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