Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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