somebody snuck up and got me drunk
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
The feeling are messing with the penis
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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