Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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