Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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