The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
she told me i tasted like america
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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