i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Quick, to the slutcave!
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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