You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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