i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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